Friday, 31 January 2014

No cockles, bean sprouts, prawns or sausages please

I stood in line at the noodle stall, tapping my foot impatiently on the grimy tiled floor which was stained with at least a thousand overlapping footprints. I glanced at my steel Casio watch. Eight thirty p.m., the slim silver hands indicated on a background of deep Prussian blue. I had looked around at the dinner options available at the food court – roast chicken rice, yong tau foo, pepper soup in black claypots, mixed rice, kimchi noodles, Hainanese chicken chop – and none had appealed to me. I finally settled on this stall, deciding to order some steaming hot yellow Hokkien Mee to warm my rumbling tummy. This hawker never failed to disappoint, serving up decent portions of noodles crammed with crunchy bean sprouts, squid and prawns drenched in a decadent lard-infused sauce. He would dish out the freshly-cooked food onto a fragrant brown Opei leaf and top it with a dash of spicy sambal and half a tangy green lime.

It had been a long day at the hospital, with admissions pouring in till five p.m. Then, we had stayed behind to finish off the afternoon rounds, finally leaving the premises against a background of a quickly darkening purple sky and the fading diffuse glow of the setting orange sun. Briskly walking to the train station, I had then tapped my bulging wallet containing my commuter card against the turnstile sensor, joining the throng that jam-packed the trains after the long workday.

I heard the electric swoosh of the train arriving and quickly sprinted down the escalator steps, squeezing past the motley crowd of people at the platform and heaving a sigh of relief as the train doors slammed shut just as I stepped into the air-conditioned carriage. I gripped the greasy pole with my palm and dropped my beige canvas Coach bag at my feet, trying to catch my breath. The carriage was full of salaried folk heading home from their offices and workplaces like myself. Bleary-eyed, exhausted and sweaty with an almost identical stony expression on their faces. Some flicked at screens on their smartphones, some listened to muffled music through their earphones, a few browsed serenely through magazines or newspapers, and many merely stared blankly at the dark walls of the tunnel whizzing past.

The soft ‘ping’ of an incoming Whatsapp message brought me back to the current moment. The young man ahead of me in the queue shifted uneasily as he tapped on the screen of his iPhone, replying the message that he had just received. He was in his mid-twenties, hair styled conservatively and gelled tightly against his scalp with a few scattered acne scars marking his cheeks. He wore an open-collared pale striped blue business shirt tucked into a pair of neatly-ironed black slacks. He held his leather messenger bag tucked under his elbow.

“Eh, leng zhai, yao chi shenme?” the hawker at the counter, a ruddy middle-aged Chinese ‘uncle’ in a thin white T-shirt stretched over his prosperous pot belly, gestured at the young man with his dripping ladle. The young man looked up from his phone, paused for a few seconds then raised his voice to drown out the clatter and chatter of the bustling, fluorescent-lit food court.

Char kuay teowmai hum, mai taugeh, bu yao xia. Oh, and no lap cheong as well,” he hollered back.

Char kuay teow? No cockles, no bean sprouts and no prawns? No Chinese sausages? What culinary sacrilege was that? Was he ordering just noodles in dark soy sauce then?

Curiosity got the better of politeness. I gently tapped on his shoulder. He turned around.

“Why ar? Like that, what’s the point of ordering char kuay teow?” I asked.

He looked at me with a sheepish grin, which somehow appeared rather mournful yet comical to me.

“My girlfriend is very fussy,” he sighed.


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